⚠️ Official-ish Countdown
The dev team
has spoken.
The clock is ticking. 4 promises. 30 days. Zero excuses.
No pressure. Just kidding. All the pressure.
🤝 Agreed:
🏁 Deadline:
Day 1 of 30
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ONLY
720
HOURS LEFT BEFORE THE END
(of the sprint. not the world. probably.)
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Coffee cups remaining
at 1 cup / 3 waking hrs per dev
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"Still working on it" count: ∞
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Sleeps remaining
Optional, apparently
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Excuses accepted
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The 4 Sacred Promises
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🚢 Shipped: 0 / 4 (0%)
⏳ Time used: 0%
What happens if it doesn't get done? 🤔
A totally scientific* simulator. *Not scientific. Owners: Casey Sanders & Ben Snell.
🏃 Casey Sanders
Runs 5 miles every single day. Deadlines are basically a warm-up.
🏍️ Ben Snell
Races motorcycles for fun. Knows exactly what a deadline at 180 mph feels like.
🚀 Promises shipped by Nov 28:
Pick a scenario and hit the big green button.
● LIVECommentary booth is warmed up. Press the big green button.
🟩 Green flag: drivers, start your deploys
🍾P2
The Client
🏆P1
Casey & Ben
🥉P3
Deadline
🏃 Penalty miles owed by Casey